oferty "nie do odrzucenia"

panie (i panowie) wybacza moje lenistwo, ale nie chcialam przeszukiwac calego forum w poszukiwaniu opowiedniejszego tematu, zreszta ten wydaje sie calkiem dobrze pasowac, bo oto przed panstwem *tadam* oferta nie do odrzucenia:



I am working away for the summer and I need an au pair to take my place while I am away, and to assist my husband (who is an author, and also runs a business from home) and accompany him to the theatre, cinema, on trips out, and so on. We have had two au pairs in the past and they are now life-long friends.



coprawda to praca tylko na trzy miesiace, ale $60 za obijanie sie i rozrywki w postaci kina i teatru... @_@



LINK gdyby ktos sie zainteresowal

hihi

ta mloda, wierzysz ze ten maz jak baba mu wyjezdza to czegos innego nie potrzebuje? :wink:

wierze, ze w tym kinie ma zarezerwowane miejsca w ostatnim rzedzie :>



a powaznie, to dosc dziwne by zatrudniac mloda dziewczyne do 'towarzystwa' mezowi podczas swojej nieobecnosci. Albo facet nie potrafi o siebie zadbac i zginie bez kobiety albo zadanie aupair polega na pilnowaniu meza by nie zblizal sie do innych kobiet. W takim wypadku, mieszkanie z facetem, ktory nie moze sobie pouzywac przez 3 miechy to troche wiecej niz 'ryzykowne'.

Brzmi smiesznie, ale 60$ to nawet na waciki nie starczy. :lol: So, jednak musieliby troche stawke podkrecic. :lol:

to kieszonkowe to chyba w funtach a nie w dolarach skoro w Anglii "praca". A roznica miedzy tymi walutami jest znaczna

czyli 60 moze byc :lol:

Ale to kurcze ciekawa koncepcja w ogole "zastepcza zona" Mozna by taka agencje zalozyc, nie operki, tylko "zastepczy malzonek" "zastepcza babcia" "zastepcze dziecko" (jak np. to prawdziwe gdzies wyjedzie i rodzicom brakuje towarzystwa w domu)

ja moge robic za zastepcze dziecko, za dodatkowe pieniazki moge byc nieznosna :twisted:

uwaga uwaga, dziewczyny, lecimy do slonecznej Kalifornii do Bruce'a :lol:

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Ok, get your ticket and pack your bags because after you read this you’ll be dying to meet me immediately. Hehe….yes I agree it’s a bold claim, but I do feel I have some really good things for the right person.



Basic Introduction:



I am Bruce in Walnut Creek, California (East bay) outside San Francisco! I encourage you to come West to a lousy paid, hard job that can be more valuable than gold for the right person.



NOW FOR SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT THAN CHILD CARE! LET’S CALL IT FRIEND CARE.



THIS IS A JOB THAT NEEDS AN “I CAN DO IT ATTITUDE”, NO QUITTERS NEED APPLY. I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME WITH A HAPPY POSITIVE PERSON. SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO LIVE THEIR LIFE NOT JUST EXIST.



Don’t take the chance of missing out on this great opportunity to live with a middle class liberal that lives like many REAL Americans do. The majority of us Americans can not afford an aupair/nanny and most of us are not the wealthy.



If you’re interested please let me know soon.



Here you are a family member because I’m looking for my potential best friend not a mindless robot.



Anyone that is a good worker and a person who likes to test their abilities PLEASE respond.



I need and I can do it person. Job starts soon.







http://www.cripple.com



Above is the URL for my web site







J There are many jobs out there but none that can compare with helping a smart ass cripple with a razor wit. Sure you can be somebody's surrogate mother but here you’ll get a best friend and an extended family that has great fun whether it be camping, dinners, picnics or whatever. So get ready for a job where you’ll never be a servant and you can be sure we know how to party (No, I’m not a drug addict!) and have fun. Are you ready for one of the best times you’ll ever have? If you’re afraid to take chances and to push yourself beyond your limits then this is not the place for you. I believe that if you’re looking for a different experience that adds a bit more challenge, hence a bigger reward, then this is the place for you.







I'm interested in finding someone that would like to come to California and be my helper. I'm in a wheelchair and have a great positive attitude because I love life and do not want to waste the most precious item of all. That item is time. I'm a risk taker and fully alive with thought, drive and a great thirst to live. I'm not sick and I'm in a wheelchair because I broke my neck but I'm still very active. I take rides, go camping, see movies, love music, visit friends, visit museums, go to concerts, dinners and more. This job requires no experience and is not medical. This job only works if we have things in common so I'm looking for a best friend to be my helper. This means we talk about everything and do things together. The job is live-in, must drive and must enjoy life. This job is a lot easier and more fun than it might seem from the outside because most people have an inaccurate preconception about how a disabled person might live or what type of mental state they are in. All I can tell you is that I'm a happy guy who is grateful for every minute I live and I'm a good person to live with and if you want I have ex-helpers you could talk to to see their experience. Please tell me more about yourself. You realize the job can be done by most people and what makes is fun is having a friend to do things with. Walks, movies, drives, dinners, argue, joking or whatever....



If you’re interested please reply with some pics and any questions.







THE "JOB" BREAKDOWN:

PERSONAL CARE

-Bathing (Bed Bath)

-Bath rooming

-Dressing

-Transferring

-Grooming

HOUSEHOLD STUFF

-Feeding Pets

-Light Cooking

-Dishes

-Making Bed

-Tidying Up

-Plant Care

-Occasional Sweeping/Mopping

-Occasional Errands

CLERICAL (Minimal)

-Filing

-Bill Paying

REQUIREMENTS

-Comfort with Personal Care

-Ability to Comfortably Lift 50 lbs.

-Prompt and Reliable

-Good Sense of Humor

-A Quick Learner

-Strong Communication Skills

-Must Speak Some English

-Ability to Make a Kick-Ass Cup o' Coffee

-I am willing to Train

-No Attendant Work Experience Necessary

-Must drive





Questions with my Answers. What would your answers be?

1 What type of music do you like?

1 Rock, Blues, New Wave and Classical.

2 What kind of movies do you enjoy?

2 Mystery, action, foreign, espionage, historical, documentary, comedy and drama.

3 Do you like to go to concerts?

3 Yes.

4 Do you like to go to parties?

4 Yes, but not every day.

5 Do you like the outdoors?

5 Yes. I love the outdoors and nature is very important to me.

6 Do you like camping?

6 Yes, I have and old bus set-up for a wheelchair.

7 Do you drink alcohol?

7 Yes.

8 Do you smoke?

8 No. Only sometimes if I have had a little alcohol or to share one.

9 Are you religious?

9 I am not! I do not like what organized religions do to create distrust, sexism. wars, guilt and blind obedience. I’M FINE WITH ANY PERSONS BELIEFS. IT’S THE ORGANIZATIONS THAT TROUBLE ME.

10 Are you moody?

10 No.

11 Do you like animals?

11 Yes. I have a dog that assists me and three cats in my yard.

12 Do you like being with people?

12 Yes.

13 Do you like family situations?

13 Yes.

14 Can you cook?

14 Ha, ha, ha! No way.

15 What foods do you like to eat?

15 I like vegetables and fruits but I can't eat fruits because they make me poop. Mostly turkey or chicken and salads.

16 Are you concerned about politics?

16 Yes. I would be considered a liberal.

17 Are you concerned about the environment?

17 Yes, I am concerned about what my government and governments all over the world do to the air, sea and land but I must say that I not an activist.

18 Do you have a drivers license?



18 I wish that I could but unfortunately the answer is no.

19 How tall are you and how much do you weigh? This relates to whether or not a person can transfer me from the wheelchair to bed and visa versa.

19 I am about 1.79 meters or 5'10" and chubby but I roll easily. This does not include the wheelchair.

20 Do you have any medical problems?

20 Other than being paralyzed, no.

21 Are you allergic to dogs, cats or anything else?

21 No.

22 Are you easy to get along with?

22 Yes. I have been told so.



23 Would you consider yourself physically strong?

23 Not with muscles but I am physically stable and do not get sick often.

24 Would you consider yourself mentally strong?

24 Yes. Emotional strength plus a positive attitude has helped me maintain a good quality of life for myself and the people around me. I love living!



25. How soon could you start working?

25. I’m not sure but it will be soon. My helper is making her arrangements and I’m planning around her.



26. Ask me anything you like. Please tell me why you would be good for me and then I can tell you more about my ideas. I think if we expose our personalities a little we’ll be more successful.









THANKS

BRUCE







:twisted: oczywiscie wszystkie jestesmy chetne a amerykanow na operke nie stac

8O

On do mnie pisal, mial tez oferte na ... chyba.



najlepsze jest z tym ze wiekszosc amerykanow nie stac na operke. so nie ma wyjscia trzeba jechac od bruce'a dziewczyny, ktora juz umiera zeby go natychmiast poznac?? :wink: