oferty "nie do odrzucenia"

Hahaha dobra historyjka powstaje

Lepiej kominiarza

chyba sie przejeli, bo nie odpisalam im jak przyslali mi zakres obowiazkow, bo znow napisali czy jest OK i chyba chca mnie przekupic, bo pisza, ze kupili mi lozko i urzadzja moj pokoj hihi, tak sobie mysle, ze nie musza zabardzo sie starc, bo jak kolwiek urzadza piwnice lub strych to i tak bede sie cieszyc :wink: (tak sobie wymyslilam, ze pewnie to bede musial w swoim kominku na poddaszu palic lub w kotlowni)

po co sie domyslac...napisz im wprost ze jednego punktu w tym planie nie rozumiesz, dostaniesz wyjasnienie i po sprawie...

Debilizm ludzki nie zna granic...



Hello friend,

How are you? Over there, hope you are well doing, I am kelly jones by name I am a woman of 35 yrs I am a mother of 2, I came across your profile and I am interested in you joining our family as a Babysitter/Nanny/Aupair, I am an austrialian by nativity and am based in Australia, but in like 2 months time now, we would be re-locating to United State, and we would want you to join us as Babysitter/Nanny/Aupair, in 1830 ridgewood,orange CA, 92865, everything in that house that we would be staying when we arrive has been put in place except some new home properties and cars that we have purchased from Canada and ready for shipping over to our new address in United State, Our new house address is1830 ridgewood,orange CA, 92865, I am business woman I finished my university degree just of resent, I studied children guiding, counseling and psychology My name is kelly jones am 35yrs I love to care for children and I don't mind to do some housework to help you, and my husband's name is ben, he is into fabric production chemicals importations, we are coming to live in United State b’cos of his large volume of demand in his business, so please swiftly reply me if the chance of joining us as a sitter,/nanny when we come to United State is still open, we would be coming by 2 months time which is JULY, and in case you are from the other end of the State, then we would be responsible for your traveling fees, I think my husband can handle all that by himself, so you do not need to spend anything ... if that would Be ok with you...my children are male and female, they love soccer and Basketball and swimming and all such of games, I personally love play basketball my Husband is a nice man he is cool headed. We are going to treat you like a king/queen,My husband is an international business man, he deals with importation of fabric production chemicals and he has a busy business net network around the world, and he also has some business client in Europe even in United State which we have already discussed with concerning all the traveling expenses of anybody that is going to be our Babysitter/Nanny/Aupair and they are going to be responsible for me and my children's traveling expenses as well and for the shipping of the rest of our luggage from AUSTRALIA, and my husband will join us latter b'cos he is not presently in Australia he has traveled to U.K for a conferences and they have agreed with my husband that they would pay all the traveling fees of the Babysitter, so you do not need to spend anything on your coming, pls respond to this mail if you are still available , your position is to just care of the children when they return from school and take them out round some part of the state we are two international business people in the production of fabric field who want exceptional care for our two little kids. As a family we like to boat and water ski in the summer, snowmobile in the winter, and travel. We participate in community activities and like to be involved. You would live in a nice home in a nice neighborhood and would have a large private bathroom adjacent to your bedroom. This place is called Sydney in Australia but we would be coming to United State, address in 1830 ridgewood,orangeCA, 92865, your typical hours of care would be to get them awake from the bed and dress for them and drop them in the school and you go pick them up when they close in the school, so you will now work from 2:00 pm. Until 6:00 p.m. Monday to Friday .Weekends will be off for you. The payment is $1,000 per week, (One Thousand) per week We would appreciate an English speaking person so that our kids become bilingual.

Many more details can be given upon contact. The name of the kids are denis and rose they are 2years and 4years of age, they love to play soccer and to play basket ball and fishing and cycling, if you have any pet that you love, you can bring them here and they would also be taken care of, you would not do any house work at all, the payment is $1,000usd per week my e-mail address is <a href="mailto:meetkellyjones@yahoo.com">meetkellyjones@yahoo.com</a> ,and my yahoomessanger is <a href="mailto:meetkellyjones@yahoo.com">meetkellyjones@yahoo.com</a> , the gender of the Babysitter does not matter, you would live in the home with us, but you have your private apartment , private car if you can drive , private cell phone , private bathroom and toilet, we want the Babysitter to come as soon as possible , the minimum time the Babysitter can stay is 3 moths and the maximum is 3years, pls if you are interested and available , go and do your findings concerning all the document that you will need for your traveling and give me the total cost bill so I can arrange for the payment.



I have a small interview for you if possible you are instrested in the work, it is written below:

1) What are your academics qualifications?

2) Do you have certificate to back up you babysitting/Nanny Career?

3) What are you parents names? And what do they do for living?

4) How old are you?

5) Are you married?

6) Do you have kid?

7) Do you have any pet?

8) Do you have any special attitude?

9) Do you have your country passport?

10) Do you have any crime records?

11) Do you have a valid driver’s license?

12) Do you have bank account?

13) Can you handle money if you are given an assignment to carry out?

14) Tell us more about your temperament .

15) Who is you referee/guarantor?

16) Is your husband/boyfriend/parent in support of you doing this job?



These are the question I have in mind for you to do a short interview for you if you are intrested in the work my family offer you, so I want you to answer them all so that I will know your ability, then I will get back to you soonest, so if you are still interested, let me know.

Thank you,

kelly.

Czy ona byla nacpana piszac to?! 8O

Wiesz Liveke, ten list nie byl pisany przez rodowitego austalijczyka - to znaczy, ta osoba nie jest native speaker-em angielskiego! Oni moze maja obywatelstwo, ale robia bledy ktorych zaden native english speaker byl nie popelnil (nikt by nie powiedzial United State - a to zdanie: " I am business woman I finished my university degree just of resent, I studied children guiding, counseling and psychology" tez nie ma sensu lingwistycznie.)



No i $1,000 na tydzien ????!!!! Eh, ktos tu kogos chce naciagac..... uwazaj.

moj ang perfekcyjny nie jest a lepiej bym napisala to pod wzgl gramatycznym. ten caly list kupy dupy sie nie 3ma. tak jak marta napisala nacpana byla czy co?? i po co dwa razy w jednym zdaniu jak sie nazywa, imiona rodzicow po kiego jej??

Fajne,zawijam kiece i lece :lol:

Cytat:Wiesz Liveke, ten list nie byl pisany przez rodowitego austalijczyka

Katlia... ja nie jestem idiotka zeby nie wiedziec ze autor maila nie jest nativem :roll: Poza tym ten mail jest jakis wymieszany jakby autorka pisala rowniez jako au pair do rodziny.

Lieveke ale to jak oferte przyjmujesz oczywiscie :wink: